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Wed, Jan. 19th, 2005, 02:46 pm

My new name is Sleezy Wafflehump

This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants.And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the 3rd letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

Use the 2nd letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

Use the 3rd letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.
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Wed, Jan. 19th, 2005 05:13 am (UTC)

well hey toots!

Wed, Jan. 19th, 2005 04:30 am (UTC)


and I am Sloopy Chicken Doodle.


Wed, Jan. 19th, 2005 05:15 am (UTC)


i like this name better than that night we did the anagram thingys. the only one i could find that even made sense was "manhandle has a twat"

Wed, Jan. 19th, 2005 05:50 am (UTC)

hahahahahahah I remember that :)
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Wed, Jan. 19th, 2005 05:16 am (UTC)


Wed, Jan. 19th, 2005 05:31 am (UTC)

Crusty Picklebrains

Wed, Jan. 19th, 2005 05:32 am (UTC)


Wed, Jan. 19th, 2005 07:49 am (UTC)

Snooty Gizzardfrack to the rescue!

Wed, Jan. 19th, 2005 10:50 am (UTC)

Tootsie Gizzardbrains right here...

Crusty Pottyboob is unthrilled

Mon, Jan. 31st, 2005 04:47 am (UTC)

Cheesey Gizzard here. Feels strangely appropriate