Warning: This may not be funny to anybody else as I think I have a slight fever
I was browsing in the mens hat section in Kmart.
They have a few fishing hats, y'know like the terry towelling one your dad used to wear, only not terry towelling.
The brand is golden breed, the logo is the interlinked male and female symbol, the logo is stencilled ALL over them.
Methinks these hats are trying way too hard to convince me that they're heterosexual.