In no particular order...
restorer of old clothes or paintings for NGV
winner of the archibald prize (okay it's not a job but...)
novelist (if i could get over writers block)
personal chi gung trainer person to johnny depp.
But I would miss working with geeks. Geeks are great.
So what are your top five coolest jobs ever?
EDIT I mean hypothetical jobs. These are not jobs i've had, yet.