Samantha

MEADSWEET: I see the way; the path is true and straight.
It is for us to undertake as soon
As Providence allows.
PUMPKIN-PIE: And as before, my tongue shall quiet all
The wenches and the maids; Thou must control
The diners fair and watch thee well the doors.
MEADSWEET: It shall be done as you have asked.

[ THEY draw daggers and lay them upon the table. ]

PUMPKIN-PIE: Sweets with sweets war not.
MEADSWEET: Joy delights in joy.

[ THEY stand. ]

PUMPKIN-PIE: My fellows fair, of tavern green, I beg
Your leave; I would thy coin and precious jewels!
MEADSWEET: If but one of thy uncouth, base number
Stirs with unrest; then every mother's son
Of you, I will put in the earth by this
My very own long sword; Harken to'it.

English, base knave, dost thou speak it?

I'm going to be having nightmares about you weilding a gun some night soon, aren't I? :)

who thinks it appropriate to call you honey bunny? that just don't fit.

give them all copies of pulp fiction for christmas

I'm going to be pedantic and point out that it's, 'Any of you fuckin' pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!' :)